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We want to hear about the bee bunker busters going off causing the internal walls to collapse upon the nest, crushing those guarding the queen bee. You might want to lay some tires over the explosion site to keep the debris from hitting the neighbor's house.

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This is a hilarous thread. I'll get em don't you worry about that. Just how is something that I'm deciding on. Sounds like a late night Sat covert operation will be underway. I would like to make WW3 on those buggers. I have to stock up on some spay, foam, dish soap, empty aquarium, M-80s and some bee killer powder.

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CNN reporting live from Ebass's backyard. The first strike in "Shock and Awe" is under way! After the 1st Marine division led by Gen. Ebass located the enemy troops from his forward observation post, the air and ground campaign has begun. Heavy casualties are reported in regards to the enemy aircraft. The search is on for Queen Hussein who is believed to be in hiding. Will "bunker busters" be used to kill and eliminate the control center? News at 10. On another note...Did you hear about the blockbuster movie that played in Kuwait during "Desert Storm"?.....It was called "Iraqnaphobia". smile.gif

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Yes, please get it on film. It's been a while since I've seen someone perform the World Famous Bee Dance. grin.gifgrin.gif

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I know this is a boring answer but Sevin will take care of them all. It will also take care of any other insect in that hole. Put it in at night, it comes in powder or liquid concentrate.

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Geez Scott - that's not any fun at all. Life without the occasional bee killing expedition would be a boring proposition.
I suppose you are one of those guys who hands out "healthy snacks" at Halloween too!

OK fellas - back to the bombs, flamethrowers, etc. Extra points given for creativity.

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Ya know, a couple years ago I picked up a large propane flame thrower to help delodge my ice house and melt the ice dams at the bottom of the driveway. It throws a wicked 18" big orange and blue flame about 5" in diameter. It will burn through a 20lb tank in under 10 minutes on full throttle. HMMM .... anyone for roasted wasp?

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FM party at the EBASS residence Sat. night. Bring:
1- All your left over fireworks from the 4th
2- Any old gas or oil on hand
3- Unused aquariums/glass bowels etc.
4- Any spare flame throwers you may have
5- Any toxic chemical you need to get rid of
6- Video production equiptment (maybe could work in nicely with the new "out door vid. production" forum.
7- BEER

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Start your lawn mower up and park it over the Bee Hole. Might want to getum a little rilled up first with a garden hose.

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EBass,
Think about it before you do it. There could be terrible repercussions. I heard of a guy who had a skunk livin under his porch. Tried everything to rid himself of the stinker. Finally, someone told him to throw some lutafisk under there. Surprise...it worked...but now he has a family of Norwegians living there.
(hope no one is offended, sorry about the spelling..can't get spelcheck to work)

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I was doing a little recon on the area in question yesterday evening. There sure are a lot of them. I saw like a stream of ten bees taking off.

The decloration of war is being signed Sat night. Shock and Awe will be under way @ 0100 hours Aug 23rd.

Anyone have a wrist rocket to fling smoke bombs, fire crackers or home made bomb that explodes dish soap or orange form?

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NO NO NO !!!!!!!

FISHTRAP2, your list is WRONG, man.

BEER SHOULD BE #1 ON THE LIST!!!!!!

Get it right dude, we wouldn't want any
mistakes out there!!!! smile.gif

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LOL, that was a good one Pete!!

Actually I hand out beer and Candy. Beer to the dads and candy to the kids. The hardest part is keeping the it straight towards the end of the night confused.gif

It is worth stopping by our house grin.gif

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Ok, the wrist rocket was a little far fetched. What you need is a gool ol fashion patatoe gun.
Step 1: Have a beer or six
Step 2: Place 3 M-80's into hole
Step 3: See step 1
Step 4: Dump 5 gallons of gas into hole
Step 5: See step 1 & 3
Step 6: Retreat 100-125 yards away
Step 7: Spray hairspray into patatoe gun
Step 8: Pack gas soaked potatoe in barrel
Step 9: Repeat steps 1,3,5
Step 10: Aim and hit ingnitor switch
Step 11: Repeat steps 8-10 as needed
Step 12: Sit back and enjoy the "buzz"

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Fishtrap, Lets not forget a few other needed items. M.A.S.H. Unit,Band-aids, salves and ointments, anti swelling meds., etc. Did anyone mention beer? wink.gif Possibly set up screen tents close by for safe viewing for the spectators. Ebass, you may want to check the Red Lake forum for some personal safety equipment. I'm sure one of the IBOTs have a "lead suit" they can borrow you!! Probably hard to run in one of those, so seal off any openings. This is only the start of a battle, in a long war. Anyone else got wasps,bees,spiders, etc.? Time to rally the troops!!! smile.gif "I regret that I have but one life to give to my"....."Give me liberty or give me death"!.......And the angry mob marched on....

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O.K., I need to chime in here. We were setting up our fireworks display at the in-laws place this past fourth of July and we came across the same problem. There were ground wasps about 50 yards or so from our launch area. Unfortunately for the wasps, we were loaded with about $800 worth of fireworks. We only found one hole and they seemed to be both entering and exiting from that hole. We decided at first to leave them alone and went ahead with our fireworks display, but we saved a few choice ones for the wasps. After our display was over, it was time to get down to business. I think we actually got rid of them on the first try. The hole was about 3/4 of an inch wide so I lit a fountain and crammed it down the hole. We didn't get to see much other than a bunch of smoke, but when I pulled it out nothing came out of the hole. We followed it up with a roman candle and finally finished it off by working the entrance a little wider with a steel pipe and cramming a mortor shell down the hole. At least that had some color to it. We never had a single wasp buzz around us while this was going on and when we checked it out the next day, all seemed quiet. Just make sure that you get the mortor shell in there good and tight, and facing down. You don't want it to shoot off in some other direction.

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I love it...of all the solutions to get rid of these critters only two or three are LEGAL. I'll bet that bees world-wide are shuddering at the thought of bumping into you genocydal,pyrotechnical maniacs with minors in arson. Do any of you actually live in residential areas? This is great. Now I don't feel so back about offing a woodchuck in my garden with a three inch 12 gauge with no.4's, five minutes away from downtown.

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I forgot to add something not to do ,throwing rocks at them is not real effective, tryed that brainstorm on a paper wasp nest when i was a kid. threw a big rock thinking i would kill most of them and would outrun the rest on my bicycle .WRONG one of the S.O.B.S ran me down and stung me right in the eye my head swelled up like a pumpkin lucky it didnt kill me . i am only slightly smarter now but have acess to better weapons.

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This was a great read! All ideas sound good but the Lutefisk was the best one. My in-laws are 100% Norwegian and I have to put up with that stinky stuff every Christmas. NOT GOOD!

Ebass. I have used the spray stuff and it works great and keeps you far enough away from the activity that you don't have to run too fast when the start coming at you grin.gif Two cans is a must just in case.

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Crappie Tom,
Now the wood chuck is a whole different story. Yes, you can call doctor Remington to come and take care of it but why not have some fun. All you need is some really heavy fishing line, a fishing pole or a pair of gloves, and a wooden stake.
Step 1: Run about 25 yards of fishing line out(you can leave it on your rod for extra fight).
Step 2: Pound the wooden stake on the opposite side of the hole from you.
Step 3: Tie a noose in the fishing line and place the loop around the hole. The stake should be inside this loop!
Step 4: Almost forgot have a couple beers.
Step 5: Prop yourself up and wait for the wood chuck to pop his head up.
Step 6: Put gloves on and grab line if not using you fishing rod.
Step 7: Take in any loose line and "set the noose."
Step 8: Hold on for dear life.

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I wonder if some of these tactics could be applied on the "devil rays" that are thought to inhabit Lake Superior? wink.gif KILL THE RAYS!!! mad.gif

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As long as we are all out on a thin limb here...If you have squirrel problems-getting into feeders etc- wire a cob of corn to the arm of a mechanical clay pigeon thrower and tie a long line to the release. Anchor and cock the thing where squirrels frequent and run the release cord into your house being careful not to pinch the line. When said trouble maker hops onboard for din-din, pull the cord. Try aiming it over your neighbors back yard. Ain't anything funnier than an airborne treerat going 70 mph. You'll rip your knickers.

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Crappie Tom,

Does that Clay thrower idea actually work?? Cause that would be a very fun project some winter. smile.gif

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JPZ...Ohhhhh yes! Mount the corn so that the cob restes against the lip that the clay fits into. That will leave about two and a half inches of blade for the squirrel to stand on....they have to be standing ON the blade in front of the cob of corn for it to work really good. They do not seem to mind the ride. I have had one come back that had a distictive marking on it's leg four times before he had enough of the fun. I've got a park in my back yard with a creek running thru it and I launched one squirrel across the creek by about thirty feet. They are like cats almost, landing with thier feet and legs stretched out in front of them and upon lift-off the look on trhier faces resembles a basset hound with it'd head out the car window while going down the hiway.

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EBass, are you still with us? Inquiring minds would like to know the results of your campaign!! Haven't heard any reports in the news of anyone being hurt by pyrotechnic displays over the weekend, but now you're starting to get us all worried!!!

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I'm here but didn't get to them. Too much time chasing bass, of course. (notables were a 17, 18, and 19" for Saturday - for you bass lovers)

I guess for phase one and since I have it available I'm going to go with good ol 87 octane. I don't know about lighting it though. Insurance may not cover co-vert wasp operations:0 I may pick up some smoke balls for cover - I'm going to be installing two trolling motors on two boats tonight so I will con Bill-E-Bazz into assisting me with some cross fire or something.

Do you guys think that 10PM is too early?

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A man left work one Friday afternoon.
But instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend,
fishing with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.

When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night,
he was confronted by his very angry wife
and was barraged for nearly 2 hours with a tirade about his actions.

Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him
"How would you like it if you didn't see me for 2 or 3 days?"

To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday
and Wednesday came and went, and he didn't see her.

On Thursday, the swelling went down just enough
where he could see her, a little, out of the corner of his left eye.

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