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Figured it was a long wait for the season to start and might as well fire up some fun..

If your favorite color is Max 4D camo.

If your favorite smell is wet dog.

The list goes on and on

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If you get excited by massive cold fronts, snow, freezing rain, and high northerly winds

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Your wife says your truck smells like a$$ wink

I guess I am not the only one....I feel much better now.

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If 1/2 hour before sunrise is your favorite time of the day.

If Regina SK. , Winnipeg MB, The Pas MB., and Devils Lake ND are all on your weather channel favorites.

If a sweet looking Italian means the name Benelli not Gina

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You know you're a duck hunter if your sons or daughters point to the ducks eating bread from the kind old people at the park and yell, "BANG!"

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You can remember your Labs Birthday, but you have no clue when your wifes is!

You can eat a greasy Bufflehead and after letting out a good burp say, "that was pretty darn good, anymore left"!!

If you shed a tear when you snap your favorite pushpole that you've had for 15 years!

If you think you look good in camo face paint, all the while your wife is telling you, "wipe that stuff off your face, we're out in public now".

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You know you're a duck hunter if your sons or daughters point to the ducks eating bread from the kind old people at the park and yell, "BANG!"

Love it!!! smile

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If your second favorite team is the razorbacks

If you make your wife watch Duck Dynasty with you

If your basement is filled with chest waders

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If you don't have any room for a car in the garage because of the decoys!

You watch 24-7 24-7!

Your grandaughter gets a $150 duck call for her first birthday!

You have all the waterfowl shows set to record on TiVo! grin

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you have wrapped you hands around the barrel after a trio of shots to warm them up

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you have wrapped you hands around the barrel after a trio of shots to warm them up

Right On!!

No matter where you are (church,shopping,working ect) the sound of whistling wings or a honk of a goose get's your attention to look up and try to find them!

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If you frequently interrupt conversations during car rides to point out the various types of waterfowl seen on bodies of water along the highway (my wife got so fed up with me Wednesday on our trip to Bismarck that she quit talking... whistle )

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If your out picking morels and saying only 90 days to early goose season...

if theres still shotgun shells in your waders from last fall.

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When you here a Honker or the whistle of wings you mutter "Get Down" No matter where you are.

You would rather look at the pretty ducks on Laker phalen than some other pretty sites.

Your favorite drink is called a Duck fart.

BTW There is still shotgun shells in my boat Dan laugh

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If you wear black hoodies, buy $150 duck calls, buy mud motors even though the lake you hunt on is 15' deep and there are so many stickers on the rear truck window that you cant see. Wear face paint to, always a sign of a true waterfowler

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Hey just cuz my truck topper is full of duck decals don't mean squat grin

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If you are constantly looking in the sky while driving to identify whatever is flying.

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When all you have to do is look at your dog to know if ducks are flying.

The word Duck doesnt mean move but it should have. whistle

Your Ringtone is mallards and when it goes off you look up and reach for the shotgun.

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When your kids know how many and the names of the ducks you have mounted

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You have burnt out your wives hair dryer trying to dry out your chestwaders.

You have put back burnt out hair dryer as if nothing happened...

Tried rigging up PVC off of the forced air furnace to dry your chestwaders.

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When you have the days counting down to duck and goose seasons marked on your calender in May!

When all your boats are painted dead grass!

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