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as my dad always said to me...

"what the **** were you thinking?"

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when you find yourself in a hole... quit digging

after a pull from the bottle, I dont know how they make it so good and sell it so cheap.

you couldnt pour water from a boot if the instructions were written on the bottom.

Ohh that bite feels like another one your gonna clean tonite

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As the bug hits the windsheild...bet he doesn't have the guts to do that again!!

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"If ya want, go disk that field, dump that load of corn, pull them weeds ect.(endless list of wants). MEANING: get you're hiene out and get some work done. At least it SOUNDED polite! I now find it works on teenage son as well! Dad was smarter than I gave him credit for at the time. Oh ya, just about forgot "seeing a man about a horse" (visiting the outhouse), would've settled for a mule after a couple yrs of getting hopes up on that line.

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Quality is like buying oats. If you want good clean oats you have to pay a fair price, but if you'll settle for oats that have already been through a horse, they come a little cheaper.

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Ever since I can remember my dad calls rabbits, "Bunny-Hoppers" and he also likes to say "re-dic-u-lic-u-lous", and

"pic-ka-nic-ki-nick".

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Another one:

'Oh dear, bread and beer, if I wasn't married I wouldn't be here.'

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I bet no one's heard of this....

"you boys look like you got a case of the dread bohebus"

-"What's that Grandpa?"

-"That's when your pores turn into a-holes and you S%*^ yourself to death."

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No, but I have heard of the dreaded mogai...thats when your bohebus falls out the leg of your pants! grin

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You don't have an ice cubes chance in he L L.

I'm going to hit the hay.

I'm so hungry I could eat the hind end out of a menstrating skunk.

Rise and shine.

Daylight in the swamp.

Slower than molasas in january.

Sprekens Z doich?

I'm so hot i'm sweating bullets.

It's raining cats and dogs.

I have to pee so bad my eyes are floating.

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"I'd buy that for a dollar..."

"That tasted like another one"

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"The bigger the bait, the bigger the fish"

Gramps caught many big gators on a huge redwhite daredevil

"Hotter than a 2 dollar pistol" aka stolen

"Dancin like a cat on a hot tin roof"

"Shakin like a whore in church"

" slicker than snot on the toiletseat"

" Colder than a witches ----- drinking lemonade on the shady side of an iceberg"

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"That tasted like another one"

Variation: 'That tastes like MORE!'

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Darker than the inside of a cow...

Busier than a one armed paper hanger...

That pot licker, or pot lickin thing when refering to a troublesome object or person

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That pot licker, or pot lickin thing when refering to a troublesome object or person

[PoorWordUsage]!!! I totally forgot about Pot licker!

One of my brother in laws used to call me that when I was a little kid.

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Sorry anyone I may have offended... I thought that "Cr@p" WAS an alternative to 'poor word usage.

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we start work at dawn, and I mean putting hammer to nail at dawn

It's tatter time

its like watching a monkey F*@%( a Buffalo

fishing is good in the rain...but not as good as drinking in the bar

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