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Surface Tension

Fish Reports

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Will someone at least make something good up! smile.gif

Ok, before you read through 3 pages of posts looking for real fish reports, this was only meant for humor. If your not into that you may be disapointed.

[This message has been edited by Surface Tension (edited 12-11-2002).]

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With the kinds of things that happen in "the URL triangle" we need to make anything up? This gets better then fiction. grin.gif
I haven't even looked at the lake yet so I really cann't say anything about how it is going out there.

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Waskish Minnow Station
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being that the moon is in the second half of the third phase of polar flux reduction(which has never happened this early in the season), we can only assume that the force which feeds the url triangle is stronger than ever. i think nothing short of lead body suits would be in order. which i just happen to have. while the rest of you are getting bounced and turned around all winter, i will be comfortabley facing the right direction at all times. of course i wont be able to move,or even get up off the ice for that matter, but what's new smile.gif good luck all, and may the force be with you!

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keep your stick on the ice!---jigglestick---

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Jiggle , you go with the led suit! I prefer the tinfoil hat to guard against the alien rays.

P.S. That Rem. 700 put some meat in the freezer.

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I just got done looking at the satalite photo
of up there, kind of looks like crop circles
and flying augers kind of tords the w.w. end
of the lake smile.gif Naw it must be the ice
reflecting off of the captain morgan bumper
sticker on the (6 point lodge) grin.gif
Or maybe rays from the dredded triangle.
PUTZ

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just cross this line------

[This message has been edited by PUTZ (edited 12-06-2002).]

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It may be the age of Aquarius? Man, am I dating myself on that one.......


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I know I'm not drunk when I'm laying on the ground and I don't need something to hang onto!!

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HEHE, Big Mamma Cass comes parachuting down with her tye-dyed tent dress headed right for jigglestick and he cant move fast enough to get out of the way cuz he has his lead suit on. Mamma cries help I,ve fallin and I cant get up. Jigglestick lookin like a crushed beer can whimpers Let the sunshine in, Please.

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YEEESH! shocked.gif

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ST, back off the acid, dude! grin.gif

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Whoaa.
Musta ODed on the paint fumes.
Was like a trip to fargo, man.

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ST, need a good fishing story, then check out the TRF & NW MN forum, Bronson reports. The Bronsonites had everybody going until Rick grounded them, sounded like the fella that claimed he caught a 56 incher on URL last spring. The fish stories never end, tight lines to all. <((((>< tnt

p.s. have you been listening to Jefferson Airplane, white rabbit?

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I saw the bronson tread and I freaked me out. scitzofrina big time. I dont want to read any more bronson posts. Charels Bronson was one of my favorite actor and I would like to leave any bronson memeories to him.

Music tonight, Steveie Ray Vaughn, Fleetwood mac and some more stuff.....

Wind must be blowin some triangle dust my way tonight. She makes me take my cloths off and dance in the rain.
Yikes, help.

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Fleetwood Mac....Great choice of music S.T.

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you guys are old

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Ya there were in concert on pbs again last night again. I would share a sleeper on red lake with Stevie Nicks any day. She can tell me lies all night long. Jiggle you aint no spring chicken and all those red lake triangle encounters arent makin you any younger either. I like Jonhnny Cash too but I aint that old. Anyway im still quick enough to jump out of the way of that red barn thats gonna come roarin down the lake as soon as kelly decides its time to unleash the beast. And I sure as heck aint gonna leave my minnow bucket sittin there for him to run over either. LMAO I heard kelly's 10x20 shack is really a covered "Bridge from Madison County" and hes going to put it over the presure ridge and pose for pictures while charging 5 bucks a pop.

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I keep aluminum securely in one hand. I make sure there is liquid involved. This not only protects me from the forces that be but keeps me well grounded!!!

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Hey don't knock the "big red barn", it's gonna be the biggest portable to ever hit URL. Nothing on URL could ever move this fast cause the aliens are helping cause it's also their hanger.

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C'mon folks, what happened to the fishing report?

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CANOPY SAM,
People are just barely on the lake. Nobody knows what is going on yet. We cann't report on what we do not know unless we lie. Like the first post of this topic said, "Will someone at least make something good up".
There were reports of someone in a lead body suit standing on the bottom in 3 feet of water looking longingly out towards the 14 foot depth. We're gonna mount the beacon on his head when the roads get out.

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S.T. you are getting scarier by the day!

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Are people catching fish or not? No one seems to report on this board.

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Hogeye, People are just starting to get out and try it. Im sure the folks that were out this weekend will be on this evening with some reports. Once things get started out there this forum stays on the leading edge with imformation. I wanta hear of buckets of crappies too if ya cant tell allready. smile.gif
Im going to get up there fishing as soon as I can wheather they're getting crappies or not.

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Hold on people, once thngs get going you'll hear about it! IN fact, the little light in front of the URL forum stays a permanent glow!!!

Jim W

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must mean the fish aren't bitting if the fishing topic has changed. too much time not fishing.

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Isn't going out and finding the fish yourself part of the fun in fishing???? If you want people to bring you to the fish you might as well go to Byerly's and buy it.
crappieaddict

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