Calling All Cub Fans

[Windy City Walleye Hunter]

OK all you Cubbie-KoolAid Drinkers,

It is obvious that your team can not beat my beloved Pale Hose right now. So, to try and help you save some face tomorrow, we will go against your number one stud, Mr. Prior, with a minor leaguer who has a sub .500 record in the minors. If you can't beat us tomorrow, then when you visit "The Cell" in June we will let all your hitters have 4 strikes, we will close right field when we come to bat and we will let you have a courtesy runner whenever you like. Maybe you can scratch out a victory that way!

YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD...YES!

[M.T. Bucket]

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It is obvious that your team can not beat my beloved Pale Hose right now.

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It is obvious you are not much of a prognosticator.

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YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD...YES!

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uh, no ya can't