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Hmmmmmm....Excellent rendition of a tale that probably happens much more often than any of us would like to admit !
Ninefingers, Ninedigits, Nopointer, Lefty, they all have a nice ring to them.
Glad to see you got your sense of humor back Kelly !!

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Jet another chapter has been added to the on going saga of "Mutt & Jeff" or "Red Eye Lodge".
Chapter 197.
After a day of social drinking and trying to catch a crappie the crew suddenly realizes to their surprise that they have really caught some. This brings a slight problem to their attention. Now they have fish to clean!!! Off to the bar they go get some advice on how to handle this new problem. As usual one thing leads to another and after countless retelling of the tales of man versus crappie away they go back to the lodge to clean the fish. Knives are sharp! Soon the Lodge looks like a great deer stand. Blood trails all over. Soon Dean has 3 buddies lined up for repair. The situation is so desperate that Guy cuts the top off his sock to stem the flow from some of his fingers. Finally Dean has everyone wrapped up and has taken all their sharp objects way. He then sends them all to bed with a stern reminder that they all should stay in bed. Good plan,,,poor execution! smile.gif
Suddenly there is a loud crash and once again Dean has another patient. It seems one person who shall remain unnamed decided he needed some Tylenol. Up out of bed and down the hallway to the bathroom. That's when he made an important discovery. He was on the 2nd floor. What he thought was the ground floor hallway to the bathroom was in fact the 2nd floor stairwell. After his best Superman imitation he landed headfirst on the coffee table. "The Band-Aid Brigade" grin.gifgrin.gif

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Kelly, I can vouch for your story! Mutt & Jeff checked in on us Sat. as we were cleaning fish. They were the only people we saw all day who looked worse than us! They asked if we caught the fish that day and we had to tell them they were from the night before! (We snowed in the fish and locked up all sharp instruments before heading to the bar). They said that would have been a good plan as they held up their hands. I've seen less stab wounds at a b-rated Drive in movie. Anyways if they manage to catch fish and do that one more time you'll not only have a friend named Ninetoes, but also one named Ninefingers!

Good Luck! Rip some lips!

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HEAR-YEA, HEAR-YEA, HEAR-YEA I sometimes known as NINETOE was nowhere in the vicinity of "MUTT&JEFFS" nor was I in the township of Waskish or even north of MN HWY 2 . So that being said I am quite amused to see that such things can actually take place when Im not there! smile.gif But have no fear Kelly as I will be in town next weekend !! smile.gif

P.S. Hey Kelly did any tables get broke this weekend ? He HE smile.gif

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Kelly /Ninetoe,
I plan on being up to URL most of this Saturday (hopefully), I'm going to try to get up for the early morning bite than spend the day before heading back to the cabin in the evening (sobriety permitting). I'd like to meet both of you and put some faces together with the names and possibly partake in few soial beverages (I'll buy....I feel I owe you that for all the information and laughs you've both provided over the past month or two) Let me know if you're interested and where the best place and time to hook up would be.

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Kelly,
I didn't expect either of you to be around for any early action, but I thought I'd probably be heading to WW sometime after noon for a bite to eat before going back out for an afernoon attempt. If either of you want to join me for a cocktail and a bowl of chili just say the word. With any luck my bucket will be full (enough) for me to extend the cocktail hour until I point my truck towards the cabin........

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I am VERY SURE you will not see NINETOE during the morning bite. The only time he sees the sun come up when he is up here is when he has not gone to bed yet.
NO NINETOE no tables have been broken lately. We felt it our duty to save something for you to do. If I remember right BOTH you and Dean were there at that time. In fact isn't it your smiling face over my shoulder in that altered/faked picture pinned to the post? I'm sure you egged me into it.

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