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Favre Trade Done: To Vikings for Pat Williams and 2nd rounder.


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Q. What do the MN Vikings & Billy Graham have in common?

A. They both can make 40,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ!"

Q. How do you keep a MN Viking out of your yard?

A. Put up goal posts.

Q. Where do you go in MN in case of a tornado?

A. To the Metrodome - they'll never have a touchdown there.

Q. What do you call a MN Viking with a Super Bowl ring?

A. A thief.

Q. Why was Denny Green upset when the MN Vikings play book was stolen?

A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q. What's the difference between the MN Vikings and a dollar bill?

A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

Q. How many MN Vikings does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q. What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A. The MN Vikings.

Q. What do the MN Vikings and opossums have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road

Q. How can you tell when the MN Vikings are going to run the football?

A. The halfback leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes

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In a school just outside Minneapolis, a first grade teacher explained to her class that she is a Vikings Fan. She asked her students to raise their hands if they are Vikings fans too. Not really knowing what a Vikings fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands all fly into the air. However, there is one exception. A little boy named Billy has not gone along with the crowd.

The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different. "Because I am not a Vikings fan." says Billy. "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" Billy says "I am a proud Green Bay Packers fan!"

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Billy why he is a Packers fan. "Well, my Mom and Dad are Packers fans so I'm a Packers fan, too," Billy responds.

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a (Contact Us Please), and your dad was an (Contact Us Please)?

Billy smiled and said, "Then I'd be a Vikings Fan."

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I never get tired of this one :

Q : How many packer fans does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: 100 - One to change the bulb and 99 to talk about how good the old bulb was . smile.gif

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1. whats the best thing to ever come out of WI - I94.

2. so a guy moves from wisconsin to MN and he starts feeling sick everyday, so he goes to the doctor and tells him all about it. the dr. says "i know what you need" and tells the man to go home, take a crap in a bucket and stick his head in it for ten minutes. so the man goes home and does it. after he takes his head out he feels great, so he goes back to the dr. and says" doc, i feel great, what was the problem." and the doctor says, "you were just homesick"

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Q:What do you call a blind date with aPacker Backer?

A:Brown-bagging it.

Q:What do you call a male Packer Backer in a room full of beautiful women?

A:Invisible.

Q:What do you call a packer fan with a sheep under his arm?

A:A pimp.

Q:What's the difference between a dead Vikings lying in the road and adead Packers fan lying in the road?

A:There's skid marks in front of the Vikings fan.

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Q:What's the difference between a dead Vikings lying in the road and adead Packers fan lying in the road?

A:There's skid marks in front of the Vikings fan.


i like that one

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