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Nomination for funniest post on FM!!

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This is a post in the Free Items section of FM.

Someone help the guy out and take it off his hands!!

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Just couldnt resist. I have been laughing for an hour.

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That is pretty good! I wish I wasn't allergic to unicorns, or that could have been a great addition to my collection. grin.gifgrin.gif

CA

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hahahahahaha good stuff

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That fan would go great with my A/C unit that only blows hot air.......

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anyone read the guy's bio? grin.gif

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That's just to funny.

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Teacher huh? Interesting...

CA

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Hey I tried to get the fan......just not worth the drive with the bad stickers. wink.gif

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anyone read the guy's bio?


As a teacher... the full moon complicated with only 24 days left.. has been a little much!

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poor guy... grin.gif

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That is funny stuff! I hope his cat doesn't get hurt before some "lucky" guy gets to his house.... grin.gif

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I bet fan will be gone by Fri..

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anyone read the guy's bio?


As a teacher... the full moon complicated with only 24 days left.. has been a little much!


HUH???? confused.gif

I was talking about the first two words after the "Bio" entry three lines below teacher....

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BIO-

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local (Contact Us Please) who likes fishing and women.


Sorry to say, but in all reality, this could fit just about any one of us. shocked.gifgrin.gifgrin.gif

I copied and pasted this from his BIO.. I wonder if he will be getting a "contact us please". confused.gifcrazy.gif

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This is the funniest post I have read anywhere on the internet. Awesome!! Gotta love the "elbow grease" idea to get the dust off of the fan blades. Thanks for giving this post the attention it deserves. Hilarious!!!

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ok...i haven't pee'd my pants in a really long time!!

i can't get over the stickers... grin.gif, UNICORNS RULE!!!!!!!!!!

i'm gonna print this out and keep it in the boat with me at all times.

PLEASE KEEP IT GOING - WE ALL NEED TO KNOW WHERE THE FAN ENDED UP...he he!

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I thought he was kidding himself.

Why would anyone want to get rid of a classic like that?

Who said "I've been running a fan with no blades since last summer"? Now that's funny!

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I hope he is kidding.........that is just too funny! He's scared his cat is going to hurt itself......it has to be a joke, doesn't it? grin.gif

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Well, the fan doesn't work...and the cat doesn't have apposable thumbs (I assume anyways) so I don't know what the fear is.

Oh, I guess the worry is over, the fan is in front of his house with a free sign.

I bet if he put a sign on it that says "For Sale $15" it'd be stolen before he sat back down on his sofa.

Then he could file a police report on the old classic.

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FREE: 1987 Gas Grill, no tank. (I do have 100 farts stored in a jar, contact me for details)

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Free to a good home: Watch dog, blind in one eye, can't see well out of the other, and deaf in both ears.

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Free half box of siding nails, head on wrong end.

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FREE: 1987 Gas Grill, no tank. (I do have 100 farts stored in a jar, contact me for details)


Why would any one have 100... never mind, I don't think that I want to know.

Bobby, are those south side of the house nails that did not work on the north side? I need a few more south siders! Would you be willing to ship them?

Also, I have a bag of slightly used charcoal in the garage... first come first served!

Have a good one and N Joy the Hunt././Jimbo

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WHAT???? no takers on the ladder with no rungs???? i thought someone would grab up this gem in a second. it has a fresh coat of non skid paint onit. ... paul

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What... non skid paint!? Well why didn't you say so in the first place!? So tell me Paul, what is the difference between a ladder with no rungs and stilts? smirk.gif

Have a good one and N Joy the Hunt././Jimbo

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