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Windy City Walleye Hunter

Hey Geno, How About Some Humor to Break Up This Nasty Mood?

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OK Gene, Gene, My Cubbie Loving Machine.

I thought we needed to start a humor thread to break up this nasty mood that is floating around in here. Let's hear it from Twinkie Fans, Injun Fans, Kittie-Lovers and of course poor misguided Cubbie Lovers! Here is my shot, and remember....TRY THE VEAL, I'M HERE ALL WEEK!

Did you hear that Pete Rose just bought a house right next to Wrigley Field??

Seems he wanted to get as far away from Major League Baseball as possible......(INSERT RIM SHOT HERE!)

How do you get a Cubs fan off your front porch???

Pay him for the pizza!.....(INSERT RIM SHOT HERE!)

Why don't the Cubs have their own website???

They can't put three W's together in a row!!!...(RIM SHOT PLEASE!)

What do you say to a Cubs fan in a three piece suit???

Will the defendant please rise!! (ONE MORE RIM SHOT HERE!)

What is the difference between a beer at Wrigley Field and a beer at US Cellular Field???

You can get a beer in October at US Cellular!!!

THANK YOU, YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT AUDIENCE! Don't forget to tip your waitress.

Windy

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Why don't the Cubs have their own website???

They can't put three W's together in a row!!!...(RIM SHOT PLEASE!)

Now that's just plan funny there..

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"Git-R-Done" Bobby B!

Windy

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Geno,

I think this is the spot where you post the joke about the little boy with the crack ho, White Sox fan parents. Wish I had it handy. I know windy knows what I am referring too.

BTW, as a Reds fan, I very much enjoyed the Pete Rose joke above. That there was funny.

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Spinner,

I do know the crack ho joke but I will defer to my brethern of the North, Geno. Also, Crack Ho lost her brother this weekend, Don. The only surviving Ho's are Crack and A$$ !

Windy

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And don't forget their sista: Nappy-headed

Very good jokes Windy-a good start to a Mon am. Now, back to work.

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