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STOPED by Game Warden

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A Minnesota man was stopped by a game warden at Sand Lake recently with two ice chests full of live fish in water.

The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

"Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license. These here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?"

"Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the lake and let 'em swim' round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and I take 'em home."

"That's a bunch of BS! Fish can't do that!"

The man looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, It's the truth. I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"

The man poured the fish into the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" said the man.

"When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?"

"The FISH!"

"What fish?"

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That's pretty good.

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NICE!!!

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wow! thats like the old guy that went into the jewelers with a beautiful young woman. he asked the jeweler to see some of his top-end rings. the jeweler went in back, came out with a wrapped package and opened it for the young woman to see. her eyes lite up. these were $4,000 to $5,000 rings. the old guy said nawwwww, havent you got anything better? the jeweler paused and again went back to his back room. this time he returned with his private stash of the most unusual and expensive rings he had. he opened the package and the young woman couldnt believe her eyes. the old guy very calmly picked one that was $40,000 and the young woman turned to putty in his arms. he said he would write a check for it and pick it up on monday after the jeweler had time to confirm it with the bank. the jeweler was as happy as can be and said that would be fine. monday came and the jeweler called the old guy all upset. he told him there wasnt any money in the account. the old guy said yeah, i know...but can you imagine the weekend i had?

old guys rule!

regards,

minnesotatuff

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Makes me look foreward to old age and wisdom rather then just dumb! grin.gif

Tunrevir~ cool.gif

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Old age and treachery will always win out over youth and skill. grin.gif

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it was a joke. but sadly, you are right. there are people who live there lives like that... hopefully with age we will all get humility, cherish honesty with respect, and learn to accept our neighbor with loving peace.

regards,

minnesotatuff

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