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Windy City Walleye Hunter

Windy's "Yule Log"

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OK Guys,

I don't know if I will have a chance to share some yule log humor before Christmas as we are having 40 people at our house for Christmas and the Mrs. has me busier than a one legged man in a butt kicking contest! (insert rim shot here)

But anyway, try the veal, I'm here all week! (insert rim shot here)

I just wanted to wish all my fellow FM crazies a warm and merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year and I thought I would share one last joke with all of you that you can retell on Christmas to all your drunken relatives. ( I know mine will be drunk because I am in charge of the bar, pool table and poker table and I can guarantee there will be many a red nose in the basement and it won't just be Rudolph (insert rim shot here)

OK here goes the joke:

If women with big boobs work at Hooters, where do women with one leg work?


Did you guess yet?

Are you ready?

"THEY WORK AT IHOP !" (insert final rim shot here)

Hugs and kisses as usual, Windy!

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