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One Liners...

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Okay, Shamrock needs something to read... and so do I...

I need a good line for my signature, but am terribly uncreative. I know... how about this one... The Trout, the whole Trout, and nothing but the Trout, so help me Cod! j/k upnorth grin.gif

Okay, maybe you don't need to help me out, but some of these sayings are pretty funny. While we charge our batteries, organize our gear and wait for ice, let's share some of the best "One Liners" on this post

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I fish therefore I am!

Fishing is not a life or death matter, it much more important than that!

A wife and a steady job has ruined many a good fisherman. (that was my old signature)

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don't sweat the small stuff and in the whole scheme of life every thing is just small stuff.

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born to fish, forced to work. ... paul

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Born to fish, forced to work......

bad day of fishing is better than a great day of work....

Bobber's up!!!!!!

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Spent most of my life fishing. The rest I just wasted. smile.gif

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"Walk Softly and Carry a Big Fish"

(You gotta be an old coot to "get" that one, maybe.)

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