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Good clean deer joke

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3 bucks are standing around at the edge of a field. One is an 8pt, one a six, and the third a little nubber. The 8pt says he's ready for the rut and is hoping for about 6 does. The 6pt says he's also pumped up and is looking to find 4 willing does. The nub says since its his first rut 2 does would be great for him.

About then, on the other side of the field, steps out a giant tirty pointer all full of piss and vinegar. He turns towards the 3 bucks and gives them one ugly, mean, glare.

The 8pt says, maybe just 3 does would be fine for this fall. The six point adds, heck I really only need one or two. The little nubber runs out in the field towards the huge buck - snorting and grunting and pawing up the ground. The 8pt says, what the heck are you doing, you're gonna get yourself killed! The nub says, I just want to make sure he doesn't think I'm a doe!!

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